PigorWitch
Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PIG!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"WITCH(女巫)!"Theyeachcontinueontheirway,andasthemanroundsthenextcorner,hecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾车而来.他们相遇时,那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到:“猪!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道:“女巫!”他们继续前行.这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪.要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了.
AMistake
AnAmerican,aScotandaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflusteredSt.Peterexplainedthattherehadbeenamistake."Giveme$500each,"hesaid,"andI'llreturnyoutoearthasifthewholethingneverhappened."
"Done!"saidtheAmerican.Instantly,hefoundhimselfstandingunhurtnearthescene.
"Wherearetheothers?"askedamedic.
"LastIknew,"saidtheAmerican,"theScotwashagglingprice,andtheCanadianwasarguingthathisgovernmentshouldpay."
搞错了
一位美国人,一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生.他们到达天堂的门口.在那里,醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了.“每人给我五百美元,”他说,“我将把你们送回人间,就象什么都没有发生过一样.”
“成交!”美国人说.立刻,他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近.
“其他人在哪儿?”一名医生问道.
“我离开之前,”那名美国人说,“我看见英格兰人正在砍价,而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱.”